Joe Bob: Born and raised in Lickatitta Parish in Deliverance La., Joe Bob is the third son of his Brother/Father Billy Joe and is his Mother Candy. Joe Bob has 8 Brothers and 1 Sister, which made for some lonely nights down on the farm. Fortunately he has two half sisters with whom he is REAL close. At the ripe old age of ten Joe Bob had his first son (A Boy named Sue) with a girl he met at a strip club called the "Shaved Raccoon". He later found out that this was actually his half sister from his mother and his brother/father’s Father. So, after the shotgun wedding, Joe Bob hit the open road and hasn’t been back since. He found a job that got him outta town forever, Trucking! Joe Bob has been all over this here flat world and stopped at many truck stops to drop off a...load? While dropping a load of salsa off in Mobile, he stayed at some hotel that was filled with a bunch freaks wearing pointy ears, too much make up, fat suits, and a whole mess of CUPCAKES!!! This was a new world to poor old backwoods Joe Bob, so of course he felt obliged to make fun of everyone there, especially them little limp-wristed, sissy talking CUPCAKES! Much to old Joe Bob’s surprise these here flamers were immune to the abuse his hick ass kept throwing at them. So armed with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon he decided to raise some hell at the Slave Auction. His actions and foul-mouthed cruelty earned him a spot in the following years Slave Auction. And the rest as we shall say is…. History! OOH-RAH!!

David “JOE BOB” Ducorbier:  A New Orleans native who has been going to Cons since the age of twelve, has been a thorn in many Con-Ops and Security Directors after his first appearance at NOSFF.  In the twenty years or so that he has been attending Cons he has run everything from Room parties, Vampire LARP’s, Dances, and of course the Slave Auctions at Mobicon. 
Believe it or not he is a father and has a 4 year old son.  Before Katrina pounded his hometown to the Stone Age, he was the owner of a Bar named “Spider’s Web” for 5 years.  Also during that time he was the lead singer of a band named “Tattood Santa”.  Check You Tube - “Drive and Wank” by Tattood Santa for a live performance. He is currently enrolled in college, again, in search of a History/Education Degree.  Before becoming a historian of sorts, he was a Music Major at UNO and SLU.  Which means I sang Opera’s for a living.  If you got a problem with it take it up with Joe Bob.  So contrary to popular belief, Joe Bob might be a gay bashing moron, but little ole me is cultured and refined.